Ok, so I started school this week. I am an official Culinary Arts student!
And I had the biggest case of nerves Monday.
Not knowing what to expect, where to go, what exactly I was supposed to wear all contributed. But then to top it all off, I know absolutely no one there.
I should be used to that by now, you'd think, going to community college for the past year and a half in a town I just moved to. But I don't think I am ever going to be comfortable around people I don't know . . . even though I'm a people person . . . ? Yeah, don't ask me how that works.
And I've discovered a problem . . .
My hat doesn't fit.
. . . We're supposed to put our hair under our hats, which normally wouldn't be a problem, but I have THE thickest hair of anyone on this planet. And our hats aren't very big.
This reminds me of the time when I was in ninth grade and I was a Russian soldier in our school's musical of Fiddler on the Roof and I had to wear my hair under my hat. That attempt ended with someone telling me that I looked like Elmer Fudd. It was one of the most momentous moments of my life. I mean I have ALWAYS dreamed of looking like Elmer Fudd one day!
Just so you know, that was dripping with sarcasm . . . and, yes, I do realize that saying "momentous moments" is very redundant. Just bear with me here!
Well, I'm done now. Thanks for bearing with me. =)
Morgan
P.S. Chocolate animal crackers are probably one of the best things ever. Just saying.
